You’re familiar with Plumbers Butt right?
No? Don’t know what Plumbers Butt is? Have you ever stood behind a plumber, or any other tradesman, while he worked bent over? What have you noticed about where the bottom of his shirt is, and what’s showing?
That’s Plumbers Butt, and if your man is guilty of Plumbers Butt, then I’ve got a good Christmas gift idea for you. A way to eliminate Plumbers Butt forever.
It’s a gag gift with a serious side. Funny Christmas gifts are great, but if they’ve got a serious and useful side that’s even better.
It’s called the Crack Spackle. A T-shirt in a bucket. But it’s no ordinary T-shirt. It’s a 100% cotton T-shirt that is specifically designed to be 3 inches longer than other T-shirts, so when he bends over it stays tucked in!
A serious work shirt, long or short sleeved with side vents.
And here’s suggestion number 2 for his Butt. Again, a bit of a gag but it has a serious side too.
Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Now if your man is a biker he’ll know what Monkey Butt is. The soreness and itching that bikers get from sitting on a bike seat for hours on end. I’m a cyclist and I know what it’s like. Or horse riders, or long distance drivers, hikers, boaters or anyone who suffers from soreness and itching from sweating and chaffing on any part of their body.
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