The Quirks Of Men. The Dictionary Of Dating
I thought I’d tell you about a DICTIONARY OF DATING that I came across recently.
Here it is, girls enjoy, men read something else.
Dictionary of dating
DATING
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE:
A woman’s feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”
INTERESTING:
A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
SOBER:
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
BIRTH CONTROL:
Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.
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